Faux "Prohibited" merchandise

A few years ago I had the idea to make shirts, cups, mousepads, frisbees, tote bags, buttons, etc. with fake "Due to heightened security measures, bla is prohibited" signage on them.

Since then, America has continued down the path of banning and censoring arbitrary things in the hopes of making our lives more secure, a trend science fiction writer Bruce Schneier calls "Security Theatre." Why not wear your favorite arbitrary, allegedly unsafe thing?

I'll leave the store up till the end of the year. Order now for a very distinctive Christmas present! I particularly like the "Democracy is prohibited" ones. If you would like a custom prohibited shirt, leave a comment.