Mental Note: Tell Henry when Tom Lehrer and I Stop International Diamond Thieves

Quoth Brother Henry today:

The minute you sit next to Tom Lehrer's table in a diner, or cross him on the street, or beat him at Bingo and have him accuse you of cheating but end up reconciled after successfully teaming up with him to stop international diamond thieves (the latter unlikely, I realize), you let me know!

Check.