Crisis: Worldwide Shortage of Available Decent DJ Names

Ack. While I am content with my current class DJ moniker, LordBanjo, my brain has forked a 24/7 background process to find a suitable, perhaps more conventional, DJ name alternative. The aggravating part is THEY'RE ALL TAKEN!!

Let's see:

DJ Baltazar?,
DJ Beatmiser (you know, like Heat Miser, from those Rankin/Bass specials),
DJ Baze (What??),
DJ Dalek,
DJ Smurf
DJ Yoda
Mahna Mahna
DJ Umlaut
DJ Cephalopod
Nerfherder (It's the band that plays the Buffy The Vampire Slayer theme)
DJ Syphilus (Not that I'd want this one, but WTF?)
DJ Snooba (I had this as an Avatar name on Active Worlds long ago)
DJ Qbert
DJ Queso
DJ Freezetag
DJ Dot Dot Dot
DJ Übergroove (Hey! Not taken yet! Best with downtempo music)
DJ Koozebane (Also not taken. Best for sci-fi electronica)