Adventures in the Land of Excessive Free Time, Part II

Within a few weeks of aerobic and anaerobic bodily activities (plus some minor temporary alterations to diet), I should look even more irresistable. Muwhahaha.

By tomorrow though, my curly near-mullet worth of hair will be sculpted down into pure fabulousness. No, not by my usual SuperCuts or Fantastic Sams. I'm going to Mark Mathew Fine Gentleman's Grooming Club. Quit laughing.

We'll see if I go for the facial or not...