Sid Meier's Pirates! is Crack, I Tell You

A month ago I found a used copy of Sid Meier's Pirates! for my PSP. Since then, I've accomplished the following:

• Married the "beautiful" French governor's daughter
  
• Become the #1 pirate on the Spanish Main
  
• Had Spanish and British bounties placed on me for almost $90,000
  
• Found 3 Lost Cities
  
• Rescued my lost sister, uncle, and grandpa
  
• Been thrown in Spanish jail for a year
  
• Retired rich and famous (though in Poor health) as a Fencing Instructor
  
• Undermined history by conquering Havana and Santiago and Barbados in the name of France

Now I'm trying to wipe out a colony, either the Dutch or British.