Friday, April 06, 2007

Random Daytime TV Discovery: Underwear!

I'm at home now, listening to the endless cacaphony of next door condo construction, plotting my vacation to China and vocational plans after that, but in between I decided to turn on my 1994 analog Sony 20-inch Trinitron to see what content was riding on the free airwaves.

The Tyra Banks Show. Subject of the day -- underwear. She, and the entire (99% female, attractive) audience, stripped down to panties and bras. A female gynecologist informed us that women with large breasts should sleep with bras (to prevent sagging) but should not wear panties to bed (to prevent yeast infections). Various ladies with underwear issues begged for Tyra's advice:

"Help! My sisters and mom all have big boobs but I don't. What can I do?"

"The guys keep looking at my big boobs. What can I wear to make them focus on my eyes?"

"Tyra, I need some panties that won't stick out when I bend over wearing tight jeans. Can you help?"

Overall, a revealing show. Better than poorly-educated folks yelling at each other. Of course, there were lots of commercials for bail-bonds and getting degrees.

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