I'm agreeing to buy MGM too

CONSORTIUM LED BY SONY CORPORATION OF AMERICA, PROVIDENCE EQUITY PARTNERS, TEXAS PACIFIC GROUP AND DLJ MERCHANT BANKING PARTNERS CONFIRMS AGREEMENT IN PRINCIPLE TO ACQUIRE METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER.

In principle, huh? Then I too, Brian Stokes of America, agree in principle to acquire Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

(I've always wanted a pet lion).